How much does a divorce cost if you can prove you are leaving your wife because she is totally insane?

Good job on not crashing the car right then and there. I'm not sure how I would handle hearing something like that while driving. Also your wife is nuts.

It's not insane. They think about this shit when pregnant, they can't help it. Maternal instinct overdrive.

>>863

put this about as succinctly as possible I suppose

Have you considered carrying a bigger knife in case she gets any crazier

Jesus christ. If you're in a car wreck and she dies, I seriously doubt you'll be in any kind of condition to perform a quickie Caesarean.

Docs use scalpels with a blade the size of a thumbnail to make the incision. You definitely don't need a freaking k-bar to do it.

Machetes are good for anything.

these will work fine

You're probably better off with a sharp pocket knife and working slowly, cutting quickly with a large knife could very easily lead to baby blood on your hands.

oh lawd check this out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Jo_Stinnett

its related

c'mon like you want raise the thing alone. just nod and say 'yes honey'.

I would wager that if you smashed your car that you'd just avoid the use of a knife by utilizing whatever piece of metal or glass lying around the accident scene to cut open the womb

<---------- Perfect

I find blunt force trauma works best.

a bigass ice cream scoop

A coat hanger and a tray of beers because once you're single it's Miller Time.

hang in there baby!

Wow i wish i was married to someone as fucked up as your wife. actually i wish i knew any traps. baawwww

>>871

aww lawd...

is your wife seeing anyone she sounds like my kind of chick.

(and pregnant chicks are hawt)

>>865
Overdive? More like Bachman Turner Overdrive!

Fuck yeah would you let that shit ride?

a kabar
like 50 bucks and it'll never break.
fuck marines have a hard time breaking them i doubt you will.

I would recommend if you seriously are considering this, going out and buying a utility knife/craft knife with snap-away blades. Super sharp, with finesse, and keeping it in the glove box.

that said, If like some of these other losers you consider your wife to be "to crazy" can I have her phone number? She sounds like my kind of awesome.

Ignore what the crazy pregnant chum says. If you purchase a knife it will be proof that you intend to kill her. Run far, far away.

Dude, fuck that. Leave the baby in there.

<--- your wife is hot

repost?...or troll? or just a bunch of shite?

Hack Saw.

stop.. go kill yourself now

something like this
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sawzall becuase it will saw right thro your wifes womb, but its not likely that your wife would die in a car wreck and you in the same vehicle would survive as well, and if u did and were not magled enough to cut into your wife uterus, you would find their ...a dead baby crash = enuff force to kill you wife, your precious fetus would be worse, and if it did survie it would be a retard for the rest of its life just let them all die in peace

sawzall becuase it will saw right thro your wifes womb, but its not likely that your wife would die in a car wreck and you in the same vehicle would survive as well, and if u did and were not magled enough to cut into your wife uterus, you would find their ...a dead baby crash = enuff force to kill you wife, your precious fetus would be worse, and if it did survie it would be a retard for the rest of its life just let them all die in peace

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