ITT - We post how much is in our bank accounts.

-$70.17

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>>	Anonymous 08/06/17(Tue)04:28 No. 1497 >>1483 Beer is liquid food

>>	Anonymous 08/07/08(Tue)04:05 No. 1563 About $8M. Sorry poor fags.

>>	Anonymous 08/07/08(Tue)22:51 No. 1565 $1,000,000,000 and some change.

Go for a swim, they said.

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>>	Anonymous 08/06/25(Wed)16:26 No. 1548 File: 121442557758.jpg-(59.76KB, 350x479, ugly.jpg) meeeearrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!! she said

>>	Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)13:26 No. 1550 Join thee army, they said See the world, they said footman.jpg

>>	Anonymous 08/07/08(Tue)13:57 No. 1564 File: 121553985336.jpg-(97.22KB, 305x480, irobot2.jpg) murder him, he said

Seriously.

On our way to our posh dinner in the district tonight, my wife turns to me and starts the following conversation:

Wife: Honey, what kind of knife do you carry when we travel?
Me: Um, just my pocket knife, why?
Wife: Oh . . . do you know how long a baby can survive if the mother dies?
Me: Uhhhh . . . about 2-3 minutes, I guess?
Wife: Well, you know that if we get into a car wreck and I die, you're going to have to cut the baby out of my stomach.
Me: What the Christ?
Wife: You need to make sure that you have a knife capable of quickly cutting into my womb in order to get the baby out in time.
Me: You got it, Chief.


So, any suggestions on what knife I'm going to go buy tomorrow?

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>>	Anonymous 08/06/21(Sat)15:27 No. 1530 a kabar like 50 bucks and it'll never break. fuck marines have a hard time breaking them i doubt you will.

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Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)20:48 No. 1544 I would recommend if you seriously are considering this, going out and buying a utility knife/craft knife with snap-away blades. Super sharp, with finesse, and keeping it in the glove box. that said, If like some of these other losers you consider your wife to be "to crazy" can I have her phone number? She sounds like my kind of awesome.

>>	Anonymous 08/07/08(Tue)04:02 No. 1562 Ignore what the crazy pregnant chum says. If you purchase a knife it will be proof that you intend to kill her. Run far, far away.

Wierd habits you have ITT:

I never wipe after shitting - i just wash my bung hole in the sink

Which one would you hit?

#4 for me

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>>	Anonymous 08/06/17(Tue)17:15 No. 1500 fapfapfap

>>	Anonymous 08/07/05(Sat)20:09 No. 1559 File: 121530295761.jpg-(41.84KB, 338x425, 232338~Bill-Cosby-Posters.jpg) i'd hit that

>>	Anonymous 08/07/06(Sun)02:46 No. 1560 >>1559 whatever happened to cosby?

I HAVE AIDS, SORRY.

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>>	Anonymous 08/05/04(Sun)19:01 No. 1242 I'm really a bear, I'm sorry. The fish and the honey you found should have been a great clue.

>>	Anonymous 08/05/04(Sun)19:02 No. 1243 I killed your cat because it pissed in my PS2 slim.

>>	Anonymous 08/07/03(Thu)22:21 No. 1557 I knew he drugged your drink, but he paid me 675.00 to spend 1hr fucking you, I was greedy and wanted the $$...to spend on you later I might add

i made this but i never posted it till now

was this a good idea?

I'm stronger than probably 85% of the people here. I'm in my prime, and I get regular exercise. I'm also, according to test results and the like, very bright. I'm a formidable opponent in any situation.

Therefore, I likely could kick all your asses. Easily, for most of you. It's good to know that, while I'm not the baddest guy at my gym, I'm definitely the baddest on /b/ ;)

Also, I fucked a hot blonde this year. She dumped my ass, but the sex was worth the trouble of it all.

One more thing - I LIKE DDR.

Love,
SuperGod

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>>	Anonymous 08/06/25(Wed)16:13 No. 1547 File: 121442478885.jpg-(74.29KB, 500x445, optimus-prime.jpg) you may be in your prime.... BUT YOU'RE NO OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...p.s. get ded nao fgt

>>	Anonymous 08/06/27(Fri)13:53 No. 1551 looks like a big puss that wanks it to plant sex >.>

>>	Anonymous 08/07/01(Tue)13:02 No. 1555 i enjoyed this

http://www.anonib.com/_bboobb/

It's important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence.....



But one must also be careful……

Sometimes you can reach too far!

>>	Anonymous 08/04/11(Fri)19:54 No. 891 File: 120795807731.jpg-(18.45KB, 440x264, cow2.jpg) But when you find yourself overextended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing that you should always remember.....

>>	Anonymous 08/04/11(Fri)19:55 No. 892 File: 120795810452.jpg-(47.91KB, 740x527, cow3.jpg) Not everyone who shows up is there to help you.

>>	Anonymous 08/06/25(Wed)16:33 No. 1549 SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!